“Samantha Hain” by Clare de Lune

Cruising down PCH, the wind in their hair, and Christian Death is blaring through the stereo of the old Pontiac.  In the backseat, Samantha is licking Frankie’s neck, sending shivers down his spine, chilly as the October breeze.  Johnny is twisted around in the front seat, watching them, their raw movements, visceral clawing, and Samantha’s pink tongue darting around Frankie’s pale flesh.
Hunter jerks the wheel, irritated that Frankie’s under the spell of this succubus.  Ever since they picked her up, she’s been giving Frankie way more action than the three of them combined has seen in months.  Not that Hunter is really surprised.  Frankie’s always the one who gets the chicks first.  He’s the lead singer and a motherfucker on the guitar.
“Hey, asshole,” Frankie scorns through clenched teeth, as Samantha is unbuckling his belt and rubbing his cock through his tight, faded black jeans.  “Watch it.”  Hunter scowls at Frankie in the rear view mirror.
“Where the fuck we goin’?” Hunter asks, his question partially muffled by the Camel wedged in his lips.
“It’s a bonfire up here in Malibu,” Samantha says, her voice sugary, sickly sweet. Hunter doesn’t trust the bitch.  “You’ve got a ways to go.”  Hunter glances up in the rear view mirror again and meets her bottle green eyes.  As she turns her head back to Frankie’s cock, he catches a glimmer of her shimmery hair, dark as the night the Pontiac creeps through.  Johnny’s still compelled by the live porno action in the back seat, and Hunter thinks about jerking the wheel again.
Down below, the waves crash onto boulders, drawn by the mystique of the full, orange harvest moon.  Hunter breathes in the now settled smoggy air, tinged with salty, crisp ocean sky and rubber and road.  He tries to remember how they got this far away from Venice; it seems like years since they finished the set and saw her waiting for them outside.
At first, she isn’t much to look at.  Just a thin, wispy girl with a little bit of an ass, black hair that hangs around her hips…but those jade cat eyes and lush lips were too much.
She says her name as she exhales a curly tendril of ashy smoke: “Samantha Hain.”
Now, as PCH twists and turns just past Santa Monica Pier’s electric-neon amusement park lights, Hunter reflects on that name.
That name.  Samantha Hain.
It’s the end of summer, and Hunter has to push the sleeves of his jacket up around his elbows.  It’s cool but not quite cold.
He remembers this time last year, the memory sparking as if ignited by the bright fun-park lights.
Last year, an Indian summer still lingered, wearing out its welcome like an unwanted guest.  Hunter had taken a girl to the Pier.  It was sunny, hot.  She wore a green sundress, his favorite color on her.  He’d won her a stuffed purple monkey with excessively long limbs, bought her cotton candy, rode the roller coaster with her.
Appeased her.  Worshipped her.
And even hid from her, hiding his true emotions under the Halloween costume of his blank expressions and dark moods.
She didn’t put up with it for long.
Hunter glances over at Johnny, who’s practically drooling over the back-seat display.  Hunter can see the outline of Johnny’s hard-on because he’s wearing pleather, the idiot.  Hunter loathes Johnny sometimes; the wild tufts of unnaturally bleached hair, mismatched Converse, and over-the-top clothing makes Hunter grit his teeth.  If he weren’t such a decent bass player, Hunter would choke him until his tongue stuck out between his thin, sticky looking lips.
Hunter hisses at Johnny, and Johnny looks over languidly, like a sun-stoned lizard.  He shrugs and smiles.
“What?” Johnny croaks, and cocks his head to the side, a move only he thinks is endearing.  Samantha Hain’s muffled moans emit from the back of the Pontiac.  Hunter looks up and sees her pop the head of Frankie’s cock out of her mouth, then pop it back in.  He even hears Frankie breathing harder.
“Fuck,” Hunter groans, disgusted.
“That’s totally what’s gonna happen!” Johnny says, giggly.  Hunter glares at Johnny a little too long; a flash of light whips across Hunter’s face.  He looks back to the road and his heart leaps up to his throat, a stone cold rock.  He snaps the Pontiac back to the right side of the road as the angry Porsche honks its frustration.
“Jesus Christ!” Frankie bellows, and Johnny’s now in a fit of laughter.
“We could have totally mowed that Porsche over!” Johnny says as he catches his breath between fits of laughter.  He’s high as a kite and Hunter hates him when he’s this way.  Hunter looks up at Frankie’s reflection, which is a gumbo of shock, sexual glow, and fear.
“She fucking bit me!”
“Pull the car over.”  Samantha’s syrupy voice sounds thin in contrast to Rozz Williams’, which surprises Hunter almost as much as Frankie’s reaction.  The sludge synth of “Dogs” trails on as Hunter’s throat fills with cotton and he searches for a place to pull over.
Hunter glances up in the mirror again to see Samantha’s lips streaked with crimson.  “You swerved,” she says, her tone flat and zombie-like.
“Bullshit!” Frankie’s voice is loud and quavering.
“It’s not that bad,” Samantha hisses, and the gravel crunches under the Pontiac’s tires.  Hunter twists around and grimaces when he sees Frankie’s bloody lap.  Samantha’s lush lips curl upwards on the left side in a devious smirk as she wipes her mouth.  Johnny’s not laughing anymore, but his maniacal grin is still in place.
“Heya, Hunter.  You got a cigar-ette?”  Hunter hates the way Johnny emphasizes the “-ette” as if he is trying to be some high-society European fuck.
“No, dipshit.  Everyone out of the car,” Hunter orders, his voice gruff.  Hunter keeps his eyes on Samantha, whose mouth is still streaked in Frankie’s blood.  She makes no move to hide her tits; instead, she exits the car topless, her jeans situated low on her waist.
She is a temptress, her hips swaying side to side as she makes her way around the Pontiac and saunters up to Hunter.  He notices her full bust, her small nipples tightened into pink rosebuds, her tapered waist.  She moves closer and he smells her, something like cloves and old pennies intermingled.  Her breath is hot on his neck and he feels a twitch in his crotch.
No, he thinks.  I won’t let her tempt me.  I won’t show her the hold she has over me.
“You will,” Samantha Hain purrs as she gives him a kitty lick to the neck, and Hunter’s under her spell.  Frankie spills out of the car, still grabbing his bloody crotch.  A weak whine escapes his lips and he falls to the ground.  A small puff of dust surrounds him like an aura, but now all Hunter can see is green, pulling him into her mystifying realm like powerful emerald stones.
Samantha rakes her fingernails down Hunter’s massive tangled muscled chest, dragging the neck of his shirt down, down.  He hears a wet, meaty rip and he’s not sure if it’s the shirt or his own flesh.
Johnny moves behind Samantha, kissing her neck, running his hands up the arc of her waist, up to her firm tits.  He tweaks her hardened nipples and she sighs, throwing her head back in ecstasy.  Hunter hears the waves crash rhythmically on the shore, now seeming so distant, and PCH is another world.
Samantha is kneading Johnny’s crotch and now, Hunter can only watch.  Without turning to face him, she expertly pulls his hardened member out of the confines of the pleather and strokes it.  Johnny groans through a mouthful of flesh, and Samantha never takes her eyes off of Hunter.  Johnny’s thick, pearly bead of pre-cum makes it easy for Samantha to glide her hand up and down the shaft, and Johnny looks like he’s about to unload.  He pushes his hips into her apple bottom and spurts, and then Hunter sees it.
The cotton in his throat expands until he feels as though stuffing will seep from every orifice.  Samantha has plunged a long, red crescent thumbnail straight into Johnny’s piss hole, and he screams bloody murder.  Her self-satisfied smirk never falters.  Her eyes are averted, and Hunter twists his body to see what she is looking at.
In the distance, a tangerine fire licks the inky skyline.  The bonfire.  And now Hunter knows.  He has to appease her, worship her, and expose himself to her.
Sacrifice himself.
There’s no other way.  She’ll just be back next year for him.  For all of them.
Resolved, all three follow her, Johnny and Frankie both limping, down the jagged rocky cliffs, down the sandy coast, through the dissipating California summer, and towards the warmth of the autumn fire.

Mardi Gras Etiquette 101

Mardi Gras in New Orleans wraps up soon, but there’s always time for a little lesson in manners.  I love learning about local etiquette and will hide in a hole before I try to offend anyone, so lemme tell ya about a couple of nice things YOU can do while you’re visiting this unique, wonderful city-o-mine.

I ride in the Krewe of Nyx, which is a fabulous privilege and wonderful experience for many reasons.  It’s like being Santa Claus, but better.  But here’s the exchange that fueled this post:

Woman (scowling, mad):  Gimme a purse! (this is our signature throw)

Me (teasing a little, trying to get her to smile):  Sure!  Just say the magic word!

Woman:  What the f*ck?  Just gimme a purse!

Me:  All you have to do is say the magic word.  C’mon, you know what it is.

Woman:  I don’t know.

Me:  Um, what’s the polite way to ask for something you want?

Woman:  I don’t know!!!

Me:  It starts with a ‘p’…

Woman:  Purse?

Me:  Just say please.

Woman:  Ok, can I please have a purse?

Me:  That’s better.  Here.

She stormed off without saying thanks.  Bummer.  I wish this was a big, fabricated exaggeration.  This came from an adult.  So, if you want a specific throw:

1.)  Say “please” whenever possible, especially if the float is stopped and you’re having a conversation with one of the riders.

2.)  Say “thank you” if you can when we throw you something cool, especially if it’s something you asked for.

3.)  If you forget to throw in a magic word, at least smile at us.  I think this is the most important one.  Smiling excuses almost anything.

Everyone in the crowd was awesome, even this woman.  It was raining, and she may have been frustrated about standing out there and not getting any cool throws.  I appreciate everyone coming out.  I really do.  Most everyone was polite, thankful and looked extremely happy, even in the rain.  Thanks, keep coming back to our city and come see Nyx next year!

But please (magic word) keep in mind: we pay a lot of money for throws.  All these krewes do.  They’re not cheap.  Nyx’s special, signature throws, those purses, are hand decorated.  Each rider only makes 30 purses.  So smile, have fun and use your manners and you’ll make out like a bandit!  We all want you to have fun and get cool throws.  We really do.

Anywho.  Happy Mardi Gras!  Hope everyone has a blast this year!  I did and am totally exhausted (insomnia on top of running around hasn’t helped), but I already can’t wait for 2014.

Top 7 iPhone Apps for Traveling to SE Asia

If you’re going to Southeast Asia and just can’t bear to part with your iPhone, then you might as well get the most of it.  You can put your iPhone in airplane mode and use it overseas without racking up jaw-dropping fees. That way, you can just use wifi (which is everywhere in SE Asia) to check your email and call people on Skype.

1.)  Skype

Speaking of Skype, go ahead and download the app on your phone so you can call your friends and family while using wi-fi, call a hotel for reservations for directions if your tuk-tuk driver just keeps smiling and nodding, or for other emergencies that can (and probably will) pop up.  You can buy credits to send text messages or call people on Skype, or call people who can’t figure out how to download Skype.  Like my father.

2.)  GlobeConvert Free

Convert currency to make sure you’re not getting ripped off (me scam you long time!) or for other cool things like distance and temperature…because we’re so special and different in the US.  It’s easy to use and you don’t have to have wi-fi, but do update it once you have internet access for the most current currency rates.

3.)  iHandy Flashlight

Seriously, you never know when you’re going to need this thing.  If the power goes off at an inopportune time (like when you have to piss and can’t find the toilet) or if you want to explore a cave, this thing will come in handy.  It also comes with a compass.

4.)  WhiteNoise Lite

Sometimes earplugs just can’t hack it, especially if you’re shacked up in the same hotel as a bunch of drunk, rowdy Westerners (hello Vang Viene).  You’ll also notice that roosters here like to crow to say “GOOD NIGHT!” instead of “GOOD MORNING!”  Pop your earplugs in and put the headphones over them and throw on some whitenoise, which is pleasant enough to sound like a waterfall or fan.

5.)  SpeakThai

Don’t be a jackass and expect everyone to always speak English.  I mean, they probably do, but you’ll get a kick out of the delightful smiles that come from the locals as you try to stumble through the language.  This app is pleasantly extensive and includes everything from shopping to leisure and sports.  It includes audio for pronunciation AND has the phrase included in Thai, so if you screw it up badly you can always show your phone to whomever you’re talking to.

6.)  WorldNomads Lao

This delightful app not only includes phrases with audio for help with pronunciation, but it also has lessons that teach you all about customs and culture.  Good to listen to on the way to the border.

7.)  WorldNomads Cambodian

Same as above.

 

 

 

Say “NO!” to Elephant Trekking and “YES!” to the Elephant Nature Park

If you’re ever in Chiang Mai, Thailand, think about taking elephant trekking off your to-do list.  There are a few reasons for this:

1.)  Elephants are social, and trekking separates them from their families/friends.

2.)  Too much riding can damage their backs.

3.)  Most importantly, you can never be sure that the elephants weren’t abused during training.  Most of the time, they were.

A feasible, eco-friendly alternative is to book a trip through www.elephantnaturepark.org, where you won’t see tricks, painting or shows, and you won’t get to ride them.  You WILL, however, get to feed, pet, and bathe them, which is a highly enjoyable experience. Meals are included.

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The ENP takes abused elephants to the park so they can enjoy a tranquil setting and live out the rest of their lives in peace.  ENP 103 (678x1024)

You can get up close without feeling guilty about riding an elephant, and your money is going to a TERRIFIC cause!  ENP 034 (1024x678)

From Bangkok Airport to Hua Lamphong Train Station

Nothing is better than falling into bed after 25 hours of flying to Bangkok, Thailand.  Unless you want to hustle a taxi in the middle of the night or if you just got lucky enough to arrive well before midnight, you might want to stay somewhere close the the airport.

If you arrive late at the Bangkok airport, which you most likely will, you can stay at Plai Garden (you can click that link to go right to the website) for about $20 a night. They will pick you up in the arrival hall, second floor, gate 4. They may be waiting outside. You can arrange transportation before you book, but the guy riding in the car with me just winged it.

Rooms are clean, but don’t be surprised to see a gecko or two. You will have a private air-conditioned room with a bathroom and balcony. The view isn’t great, but overall it is a good hotel near the Bangkok airport.  I recommend it.

If you want to go to the city center or to the train station, Hua Lamphong, Plai Garden will call a cab for you.  Taxi fare from Plai Garden to Hua Lamphong train station was 350 baht.  You will have to pay a toll of 50 baht.  If you’re going to the train station, your driver will exit a freeway, then you’ll be along Rama IV Road.

If you’re going to the train station and want to stay in a hostel overnight, @ Hua Lamphong (link opens to their website) is comfortable and quiet for a hostel.  Dorms are about $11.50 and if you were as exhausted as I was exploring Bangkok, you won’t care about other people sleeping in the room.  Nice little cafe downstairs, good for older travelers on a budget.

Stay tuned!  Once I make my way back around to Bangkok, I’ll be writing more about it.

Packing List for Southeast Asia

Here’s what I’m packing for Thailand, Cambodia and Laos. I’ll be gone for five weeks.

Starting from the bottom left:

LL Bean Daypack (got it at Goodwill for $3)

Lenses

Camera (missing because I took the picture, duh)

Asus laptop

Blow-up neck pillow

Eyemask (missing from pic)

Passport

Money belt

Padlock

IPhone

Powercords, adaptors (missing from pic), camera battery charger

Rough Guide to Southeast Asia on a budget

Journal with pen

Long sleeved shirt

Sarong (2)

Swimsuit

Socks (3 pair)

Bras (2

Sports bra

Undies (5)

T-shirt and shorts for sleeping

2 pairs black cotton pants

4 short sleeved shirts (1 silk and 3 cotton)

Crocs

Flip flops

Woven fan

Sunglasses

Hair do dads

Wet wipes

Kleenex pocket packs

Earplugs

Ziplock bags

Camelback

Mesh bags (for shoes, shower bag and laundry)

Shower puff

Hat

Meds

Liquids bag:

Off bug spray

Sunscreen

Antibacterial gel

Tinted sunscreen

Tinted lip balm

Concealer

Eyeliner

Red nail polish (I need an element of glamour)

Dr. Bronner’s peppermint soap (will be condensed down into a 3 oz bottle)

Tea tree oil (not pictured)

Makeup brush

Eyelash curler

Toothbrush

Razor

Earrings (2 cheap pair)

Flashlight

Umbrella

Copies of passport, itenerary, model release forms

Still need to pack:

Diva menstraul cup (sorry guys, but it is more sanitary and more convenient)

Backup hard drive

 

Does it fit?


Yep. And I still have room.

Great Restaurants in Wilmington, Vermont

Planning a ski trip in Vermont? I highly recommend the charming little town of Wilmington. We recently went to hike and check out the fall colors, but there are loads of opportunities to ski, snowshoe, or do just about anything outdoors.

The Anchor Restaurant, located at 8 South Main Street, is a must-do. Hopefully you’ll get the delightful Larry for your server. Polite, engaging and charming, he served us up excellent local beers, pinot grigio, mussels doused in wine and herbs, potato and leek soup, and some salmon that was to die for. Save room for dessert. The atmosphere is fairly casual with a nice, cozy ambiance, which is perfect for those upcoming chilly days.

Also, check out the Maple Leaf Malt and Brewing Company (located at 3 North Main Street) and if you’re a vegetarian, GET THE VEGGIE BURGER. My taste buds were in ecstasy. Ask them about their pumpkin beer, too. They have a great selection of local brews, so get one of the friendly servers to suggest a few.

This is a Great Time to Visit the Republic of Georgia

The weather’s nice there right now. You can fly into Tbilisi and take the marshrutka into Kutaisi, which is a three hour ride.

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­­How to Travel for Practically Free

Oh yes, it’s definitely possible!  Don’t let expenses keep you from traveling.  This article is all about traveling around for free.  For ideas on getting across the pond without sacrificing an arm and a leg, see this article on how to get across the pond for practically free.

If you want to travel for cheap or even for nearly free, all you have to do is dig around a little bit and do your research.  I did it and so can you.  All it takes is a little bit of persistence, patience and perseverance and you’ll be traveling for free or for little cost in no time.

Now, don’t let yourself get too overwhelmed with the vast amounts of information out there.  If you want to travel for practically free, there are lots of different avenues to explore.  Begin researching the sites listed here, make sure you get your passport, save a little bit of backup money, and find out where you want to go.  Preparing to travel for free or for little money can be time consuming, but trust me, it is well worth the effort.

Find out what your living expenses will cost

Figure out how long you want to be gone; do you want to travel for several months, or just a couple of weeks?  It’s more likely you’ll be able to travel for free if you’re willing to dedicate more time, but there ARE other options if you can only escape for a couple of weeks.

I ended up saving about $2,000 by working for three months at a job as a web content writer for a gardening center.  This allowed me to cover my expenses for five months; three months of staying in one country, then one month of traveling around, plus another month when I arrived back home.  Having this little nest egg was important to me.  You know, just in case I couldn’t find a job or any freelance writing gigs.

Look for jobs or volunteer opportunities overseas; specifically, any organization that WILL PAY FOR YOUR FLIGHT

This is what I did.  One of the biggest barriers to getting across the pond is the cost of a flight.  There are workarounds; all you have to do is find them.  Check out this page for a list.

I was looking for ways to travel for free and had always been interested in teaching English as a second language.  The only drawback was that I didn’t want to sign a one-year contract.  I only wanted to be abroad for about 3-4 months and I also wanted to get paid to teach.  I ended up finding a teaching contract in the Republic of Georgia for three months.  After the contract was up, I had plans to visit other countries.

I got lucky and found a program that paid for my flight there and back to the U.S.  They would also put me with a host family and pay me the equivalent of $260 U.S. dollars a month.  $60 per month went to my host family, which left me with about $200 in spending money per month.  That meant I really didn’t have to tap too much into my $2,000 in savings until the end of my contract when I started purchasing plane tickets.

At the end of the three month contract, I had about $1,200 left in the bank.  And I wanted to travel to as many different countries as possible.  Yikes.  How do you travel on that much money?  Read on, curious one.

Stick to cheap countries and lands less traveled

You can see some really unique, interesting places without paying an arm and a leg.  I traveled to Armenia first.  Talk about cheap food and entertainment!  For the equivalent of about $3, you can take in some amazing shows, go to the theater and soak up amazing performances.  I went to the Armenian Philharmonic Choir performance and it still sticks out in my mind.  Other cheap countries: Turkey, Georgia, Hungary and Romania.  Basically, any Eastern European country or any place considered “exotic” is usually cheaper.  Check out these countries.  You’ll be glad you did.

Travel in the off season

Yes, at times I did freeze my buns off to get the perfect photograph, but it was worth it.  Besides, it just made the hostel seem so much cozier!
Traveling to Eastern Europe in the off season, for example, is a great way to save money.  Train rides are cheaper, plane rides are cheaper, and hostels and hotels aren’t as busy and are willing to work with you on price.  I actually got a couple of free nights in Romania just because the hostel owner liked having the rooms full.

If you travel in the off season, you’re sure to get a great deal; however, pack appropriately.  You can get great deals to Europe in the winter, but pack waterproof, weatherproof clothing and keep your eyes open for deals on clothing while you’re there.  I got a great pair of snow boots for around 30 lari (or $12 USD), so sometimes it’s best just to wait until you get there to build up your travel wardrobe.

Couchsurf or Hostels

Couchsurfing is an amazing website that lets you screen people before you crash at their places.  I met a few amazing people this way, and it is a fantastic way to get a different cultural perspective.  Really, when it boiled down to it, that’s why I couchsurfed; I didn’t want the usual touristy experience.  I wanted to get to know a local or two because I find cultural differences fascinating.  That, and I was really at a point in my life where I wanted to test humanity.  Could I travel as a lone female without being robbed, raped or taken advantage of?  Yes.

Hostels are also a great way to save money, meet people, exchange information and do your laundry.  Most have a place you can cook your own food.  Which leads me to the next topic….

Go to the market.  Cook or eat street food.  

You don’t have to sacrifice the cultural experience of trying new food by checking out local markets.  Ask a local what to buy and get them to share recipes.  Most hostels have a kitchen that you can use to cook your own food.
Street food is also usually cheap.  For example, you can get cheap street food in Athens for around three Euros or so; often, you end up paying for the experience of sitting down and eating.  Save restaurant eating for the cheap countries or when you don’t want to miss something incredibly tasty.  The rest of the time, you can eat fruit on the go, nuts and pack sandwiches.  Nothing is better than people watching in a park and enjoying your lunch.  What better way to absorb local culture than by just kicking back, relaxing, and watching it unfold in front of you?

We often end up spending lots of unnecessary money on water; you don’t have to do this.  Bring your own water bottle, stock up on water purifying tablets and carry your bottle with you wherever you go.  Ask or research about water and find out if it’s safe.

SMILE, be friendly, and learn a few phrases

And don’t be afraid to bargain a little.  Usually, locals appreciate a friendly tourist who is at least willing to learn a little bit of the language.  This helped me tremendously!  You might be saying, “Well, it helps that you’re a chick!”  That may be true, but my friends who also used this method, no matter who they were or what they looked like, always had great success.

You can get great deals on food in markets, transportation (YES, definitely bargain in places like Georgia, Turkey and Armenia!) and even room and board.

Walk

Public transportation is great if you’re dead on your feet, but you can save a few bucks here and there by walking.   Plus, it’s great exercise.  One of the first things you should do upon arriving in a country is sit down and orient yourself.  Get a map.  They are free at most airports and hostels.  You may want to take public transportation to your host or hostel.  Once you’re there and settled in, ask the proprietor if the city is walk able.  Most of the time, you can get to most places just by hoofing it.

Find Buddies

Sometimes, splitting cabs and food costs will help you tremendously.  Upon arriving at a destination, I’d usually look for another backpacker, strike up a conversation, and see if they wanted to ride into town together to share the cost of a cab.

Do your research.  

You have to have a passport to travel overseas.  Getting one can take up to six weeks, so plan ahead.  Get your shots if you have to.

I found out that I could travel to Europe for a month on about $1,000 if I was very careful, but I was worried about what I’d do when I got back.  By doing my research and calculating expenses, I could see that this $2,000 I had saved up would be able to cover my ass for four months and leave me with very little to come back on.   Like, $200.  Yikes.  Therefore, I took the above steps and traveled for very little money.

I know you can do it!  Just invest some time and energy into your research and you’re good to go.

The Money Breakdown

I had $2000 to start with.
$800 spent on bills for three months.
Left with $1200 to travel plus cushion money for back home.
Spent $800 on travel (planes and trains), food and stay.
$400 left for the first month back home.
=YAY!

Five Ways to Earn Travel Money

Is lack of money one of your obstacles to traveling?  It shouldn’t be.  The last time I checked, money is out there waiting to be earned.  Your income is NEVER fixed and there are always ways to earn more.

Matter of fact, any time I became dead set on doing or accomplishing something and found that money was an obstacle, I just kept thinking “there’s always a way to earn more.”  And it’s true.  And yes, I’ve done all of these.

Recycle Stuff

Those people rummaging around in your trash cans at night are on to something. They’re there to claim cans, bottles, and scrap metals before the city can whisk them away. And why not? Depending on where you live, you can earn up to 10 cents per item for turning in recyclable materials. This means of making money has become so popular in NYC that there’s a self-service recycling station there. Collecting cans isn’t going to make you rich, but it will certainly help buy groceries.

What CAN make you a little more money is selling scrap metal.  You can even earn some extra bucks if you know someone in your neck of the woods who has, ahem, a lot of extra random stuff hanging around in their yard.  All you need is a friend with a truck, some gloves and a couple of hours’ worth of sweat and you can turn copper, brass and other metals into cash.

Weird, Creepy Science

Yes, it’s a little creepy, but did you know that certain parts of you are valuable to the medical community?  This includes plasma, hair, eggs, and sperm.

Cash for Gold, Ebay, Yard Sales or Garage Sales

We all have clutter somewhere.  Well, most of us do.  You probably don’t need that Ozzy Osbourne ‘Bark at the Moon’ figurine anymore, so stick it up on Ebay. Take a day to clean out the clutter and put all that stuff up for sale, whether it’s on your front yard or on Ebay or even Etsy.  Pawnshops are great for electronics, musical instruments, jewelry, and tools.

In my experience, you’ll get more money at one of those Cash for Gold places that you would a pawn shop if you’re selling gold.  If you have any broken jewelry lying around, consider taking it in to sell.

Craigslist

Everything from walking dogs, house cleaning, babysitting, yard work, to modeling toenail polish (yeah, I’ve done that) can be found on Craigslist. If you can do it, contact that poster.  Don’t be afraid of the Craigslist killer; the chances of that happening are quite slim. Depending on what you do, you can make anywhere from $8 to $100 an hour and sometimes even more.  If you contact 25 posters per day, you’re bound to find something.

Do freelance work

You can do almost any job on a contract or freelance basis.  You just have to know where to look. Check out sites like Sologig, Craigslist or even Morning Coffee for freelance writing gigs.  Sites like Shutterstock let you sell your photos to stock agencies.